My Plans for the Super Bowl: From the perspective of a designer who has no attention span

It's Sunday and today's the Super Bowl. Because I consider myself to be a social butterfly, I'll do anything to be out of my house and mingle with ma boos. Today we all plan on spending an evening full of class watching the big event on tv while getting turnt up and making regrettable decisions to be seen on Instagram (*Oh, the perks of being 21 are endless*).

 

Here's the thing, I have no idea to behave while watching any sport events on television without inquiring about every detail because I can not find anything interesting about it. Sorry about it, I'm only here for the booze and food.

 

 

Said perfectly from Goddess Kim Zolciak, I hope to know the rules of football by the end of the night without being a jackass to my friends and interrupting the game.

Most of the time, I'll be staring at the bodacious booties of most of the players and make remarks with my girlfriends because we are all perverts and when we see something we will give each other some sassy side eye.

 

 

And rumors have been going around about the Red Hot Chili Peppers performing at Half Time. I may have to fangirl internally or just scream and giggle every time the lead singer gyrates his fit torso. I hope to not embarrass my poor boyfriend from drooling over a teenage crush of mine...

 

 

And my friends will have to tolerate all of my antics until one of my friends has to put me in check.

 

Lets see what happens tonight :)

 

 

 

 

Oh I Miss Willam's Beatdown: The Shade Of It All

There used to be this webisode on a YouTube channel called The Stylish featuring the infamous contestant of Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 4, Willam Belli. Basically Willam used to breakdown and criticize Youtube videos that range from being vastly popular to unknown. Some of the Youtube videos featured popular make up artists like Michelle Phan, Gregory Gorgeous, Grav3yardgirl, JuicyStar07, and MacBarbie07.  These people have gained a lot of popularity through doing simple makeup tutorials that are not as well done or as innovative as maybe a real makeup artists would do. I believe the point of the show is to basically throw shade at the rookie make up artists who have received more recognition than seasoned professionals. And Willam Belli has a sharp tongue and makes deceiving comments about these youtubers. In the end, he is hilarious and he points out that most of those people don't have real jobs and they are getting away with putting useless videos on the internet. Willam says what we think out loud. And after 19 webisodes, the show had been cancelled. Willam still continues to promote himself as a web personality on his own You Tube channel with his music videos and own tutorials. To be honest, his videos are far more interesting than some of these kids who find nothing better to do with themselves. 

Whenever I am feeling down, I go on Youtube and watch his videos because he complains more than anyone I know and makes people look worse than himself. It's like bullying except your'e the innocent bystander. 

Check out some of Willam's videos:

He's my Best Friend in my head. I love you, Willam!

If only Mr. G from Summer Heights High taught at FIT...

This is Mr. G. He's my dream professor. He would be perfect for FIT: Bitchy and full of sass.

He's outgoing and doesn't care if he offends anyone. Because most likely, he has a lot of history behind him and more and more is revealed about him when he mentions drugs, sex or prostitution.

When I say good-bye to him at the end of class, he would ignore everyone because he's entitled to be selective with his students. He would only talk to the most eccentric students who pay attention to the bullshit  he teaches in the classroom. 

He would teach dance, fashion or philosophy. It wouldn't make any sense, but you were required to take his class in order to earn the last few credits of the remaining semester.

He would make you do embarrassing things to break the ice and make you look more awkward than you actually are.

And if your phone goes off, or somehow you make a scene, he would bring all the unnecessary attention to you.

And if you happened to like him out of all the classmates, he would make you his guinea pig.

He would pick on every one and not see the point of holding back on his rude comments.

If none of the classmates were participating or doing the necessary work, he would leave the class out of frustration.

And if you were his favorite student, he would point out all of your flaws.

And I mean ALL of them.

But when I return back to school, I would die to see one of my professors with the same "qualities".

Why I'm not going to miss the Summer season

 

After such a long summer, I'm over the Beach Season and I'm anticipating the Fall. I mean it. I am all about cold weather. I'm polish, I was made for -20 degree weather. I never complain about how cold it is in New York when I know people in Siberia have it worse.

 

Here are a few things about Summer that I am dying to leave behind:

 

Sweaty sleeping sessions. No one likes to sweat in their sleep. I don't think it's necessary to breath in steam anymore.

 

 

I am beyond pale and I never stay tan for longer than a week straight. The sun does nothing for me and it's better that I stay pale for the Fall.

 

Yup. The sun does the exact same thing to me.

 

 

 

Plus I'll give myself excuses to stay inside and do nothing all day because it will be too cold to socialize.

 

I am not skilled at any outdoor sports, so my only routine of working out will consist of Tumblr, Sewing and watching Real Housewives.

 

Remember when every one said that there was going to be the best beach party ever?! Well that never happened...

 

Than again, I had an amazing Summer. But it never turns out to be like in TV with the rich family going to their beach house and partying every night. If only I could like an ABC Family Original Series.

 

 

Little Pet Peeves about Imperious Gamers

When they make reference to a game you never heard of and they feel superior to your knowledge of games.

 

When they think your game taste is awful.

When they boast about how skilled they are in games, but they have no social skills what so ever.

 

When nerds think they know everything about history because they play Assassin's Creed.

 

 

When they tear you to pieces for not caring about the Final Fantasy Franchise.

 

 

When they call you a NOOB when you try of a game for the very first time and you have no idea how to use the controls.

When they call us gamers girls. Like I have this label that I'm trying to impress dudes. I play games, DASIT.

Every time they beat you in a battle, they parade around all day claiming that they won.

 

 

When they say you only play girly games.

 

I just wanna play my games with out people judging me Goddamit. This is why I don't do multiplayer and I don't play with others. I am officially an Anti-Social Gamer.

 

 

I has a lot of feelings today.

 

 

Wednesday Words of Wisdom by Tilda Swinton

Fight Club Plane Safety Pamphlet

I can't wait until the next time I go on a plan and think about the awful scene where the plane breaks and people get sucked out.

We need to redesign the suits for these poor busty superheroes.

Best Advice from Louis CK

I love a good Tomb Raider Meme.